by str8pressure June 7, 2022
Get the are you gonna catch this ball if I throw itmug. Hym "Where will you be when it happens? In the comfort of your own home. Watching TV with your wife? Will your inability to protect your kids from what is happening to me, cost you your own life? Or like in the case of the Waukesha stabbing, with it be at the hands of your child? This is why you just do what I tell you to do."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
Get the Where will you bemug. And once the more zealous members are gone, let's face it, want to grow old with there kids and family. And if you getting busted for leading the coalition isn't a huge deal to them. So, once your gone, the risk to THOSE people would theoretically subside immediately by virtue of the impetus for what's happening being exposed and thus ending the conflict.
Hym "Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you. Or old. Once the zealots are gone the people who don't actually care that the zealots are gone will act out of sheer self-preservation. Theoretically speaking of course. And you know, an assassination like that must clearly have been PLANNED. Right? You would have to know where Charlie Kirk was going to be. Find a viable bird's nest by casing the place beforehand. Find a way to get the gun to the sniper's den without being seen. And then you would need an escape route that avoids cameras. A place you could change your clothes in case you were seen as you fled. A get-away car. A route that would avoid both police on the way to the shooting and traffic cameras. And then you would need to drive the speed limit all the way home to resume your daily life without interrupting your work schedule in such a way that it draws suspicion. This guy clearly didn't just wake up one morning and say 'Hey imma do a murder right-quick.' No. This was PLANNED."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
Get the Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as youmug. Some random "Is it ok if I do this to him?"
Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."
Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"
Hym "Does he quote you?"
Some Random Guy "......."
Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."
Some random guy ".........."
Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."
Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."
Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."
Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"
Hym "Does he quote you?"
Some Random Guy "......."
Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."
Some random guy ".........."
Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."
Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
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You make me
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Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?
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I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
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Too good to be true
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Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
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by Death Menace June 1, 2023
Get the Why Can’t I Be You?mug.