Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

Hoe Shit

A more exaggerating version of “oh shit” but instead for thots. Not just any thots, but thots who claim to be thots but aren’t really thots. It’s the jokester thots. The ones who talk about sucking dick and deep throating and what not.

Rachael found out that the guy she was hitting on had a girlfriend:

“HOE SHIT.”

by Zesty Z November 29, 2018

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

shit of brain

when there is really shit in someone's brain , you can call him "hey , there is shit in your brain! "

Hey Charly , there is really bunch of shit in your brain , you are really shit of brain now!

by Urban dictionary is litttttt November 19, 2017