DICK

a dick is a long fucking thing that is long as fuck that u suck the living shit out of it

NIGGA: ur mommy has a long DICKKKKKK
NIGGERR: I SAW UR DADDY ONE BUT IT WAS SMALLLL ASFFF
NIGGA: ... DAMNNNNN

by UR DADS DICKKKKK December 10, 2023

lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Urban dick

When your to lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas

I tried searching urban dic but I got urban dick instead

by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 9, 2020

Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy

Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it

by Alexander men June 1, 2024

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

Salad Dick

When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad

"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"

by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019