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You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested
“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”
by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024
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You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.
Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*
by YoyoGuy100 June 1, 2022
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on my ankles

A phrase used by people of the broke variety. When someone is "on my ankles", this generally means they are bad with their money and are unable to accompany you and various other friends in your hoodrat shenanigans. Often times used by minorities but the phrase is universal. Anyone can be on their ankles at any given point in time.
Professor: Hey would you like to grab a beer after the exam on Tuesday?

Student: I would but I'm on my ankles right now.

Professor: What's up with all you college students being broke all the time?

Student: Really nigga?
by ProfessorFinesser7 November 12, 2018
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My Shin

It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?
Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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MYs

the fandom name of aespa, a K-POP girl band formed by SM entertainment
MYs are the most delusional, dumbest fandom that hates on every group ever for having no sales
by youattackmyheart July 2, 2025
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