Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020

Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".

John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.

by Uberklokken October 13, 2020

Shit stain

Calling someone a shit stain for being an asshole

Man just look at shit stain Shayne over there.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020

Shit

(Dystopica) A heavy metal band formed in 2019. This band’s music includes melodic riffs, harmonizing guitars and strong vocals.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Dystopica?
Person 2: You mean shit?

by Hinata Hyuga October 14, 2020

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off

What the holy shit

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

dog shit

hype unit

yall ever just see a big pile of dog shit on the ground

by atomiccrazzy October 15, 2020