took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

doo doo dinky shit

When the tummy grumbling and you pull a flash to the b-room and unlock you booty hole and deliver the doo doo and it makes a dink like sound as it hits the water

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITS AS IT DINKS ON THE WATER*
Also Guy 1: "Thats sum doo doo dinky shit"

by Prubz June 8, 2021

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

Piece of shit

The PS5 console launch.

How can Sony a game with no availability and little AAA titles?? That’s a total piece of shit.

by SwishBikini June 24, 2021

Do I give a shit

No

Do i give a shit
No

by Slavic man May 23, 2021

no gay shit

said after you say something corny or cringe

i love you so much and you mean everything to me no gay shit

by please believe this dawg May 24, 2021

Piece of Shit Ass Nigga

A nigga who’s a huge piece of shit. These mfs are not to be associated with.

I could never be a piece of shit ass nigga!

by Lilniggafert May 28, 2021