Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 16, 2023

Flag

Get the Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day mug.

Give your girlfriend attention

A day where you don’t IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND and you give her attention

look it’s national give your girlfriend attention day!

by your_nan0 July 06, 2021

Flag

Get the Give your girlfriend attention mug.

give your girl a sweatshirt days

give your girl a sweatshirt is her berthday is on the 12, 19, or 21 because she needs one (;

give your girl a sweatshirt days :))

by dumbooo May 13, 2020

Flag

Get the give your girl a sweatshirt days mug.

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

Flag

Get the Poo-poo in your bananas mug.