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Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
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Shit

Young people, it's time to learn, don't search for strange words here. Study hard and make progress every day.

Otherwise, you will become the same as this word. Which you can't find a partner. Can't even taste cum. After you die, you will regret why you didn’t whip your girlfriend/boyfriend’s ass with a small leather whip.

Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,

mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.

Haha FUNNY.

If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
SO GO STUDY RIGHT NOW. :)

STOP SEARCHING WEIRD WORDS *skull face*
Imagine being a virgin LMFAO”
“Imagine searching SHIT”
Imagine being boring ASF”
by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
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shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 25, 2022
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Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does
Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up
by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018
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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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