hairy stinky twat

an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.
i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!
by fat nutz September 30, 2007
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Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011
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a bag full of twat

a bag full is a person who is so retarded he/she can't simply be called a twat, they have to be more agressively called a bag full of twats, or sevral twats could also be reffered to as a bag full of twats.
the chelsea team are a bag full of twats, amy whinehouse is a bag full of fucking twats
by synister gates October 06, 2008
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stella act-a-twat

The person who Drinks way to much stella and does stupid things they usually regret the next day, or possibly the rest of their life. or commonly refered to the drink itself.
guy1: did i stella act-a-twat last night?
guy2: dunno did i?
by TyZ October 15, 2006
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twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient
will you twat faced mong get away from the tv
by corpseman March 16, 2005
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blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.
by aprils vigina November 28, 2014
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tag-a-long-twat

a guy/girl that is so pathetic they follow other couples around to parties and around school and ruin there fun. They dont understand that there only asked to 'tag-a-long'
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.
tom: hey nicole looking forward to your party tonight
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him
by d a l November 24, 2006
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