Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.

Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

a bag full of twat

a bag full is a person who is so retarded he/she can't simply be called a twat, they have to be more agressively called a bag full of twats, or sevral twats could also be reffered to as a bag full of twats.

the chelsea team are a bag full of twats, amy whinehouse is a bag full of fucking twats

by synister gates January 18, 2009

stella act-a-twat

The person who Drinks way to much stella and does stupid things they usually regret the next day, or possibly the rest of their life. or commonly refered to the drink itself.

guy1: did i stella act-a-twat last night?
guy2: dunno did i?

by TyZ October 15, 2006

twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

by corpseman May 13, 2005

blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.

April T. is a blue twat waffle

by aprils vigina November 28, 2014

tag-a-long-twat

a guy/girl that is so pathetic they follow other couples around to parties and around school and ruin there fun. They dont understand that there only asked to 'tag-a-long'
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.

tom: hey nicole looking forward to your party tonight
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him

by d a l November 24, 2006

Menage et twat

A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.

"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"

"Yeah."

"What did they say?"

"They're...into it."

by Nemsen July 24, 2006