Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

Toilet Rumble

When a large group of people go into a public restroom and do stupid stuff like hanging from stall or banging on stalls.

Hey boys do you want to toilet rumble after school?

by GavinTWE June 2, 2024

big ball skibidi toilet

samuel is attracted to these things

big ball skibidi toilet is mena

by Big ball skibidi toilet October 24, 2023

toilet

a thing you either take a huge pee or poop in

"i need to go to the toilet"

by minihoot March 13, 2023

Toilet tugger

Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.

“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”

by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022