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scroto toe

When a man's pants are so tight, it separates his balls. Similar to camel toe.
Someone please tell Kevin he's got a scroto toe.
by The Perolyzer July 23, 2012
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Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.
The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!
Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.
by cmb428 November 29, 2012
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thug toe

the act of putting your toe in someones ass during intercourse
dude 1: "man she was getting all hot and bothered, i didnt know what to do to her next, just gave her the thug toe."
dude 2: "awee yeaa, good ole' thug toe!"
by ThugToeTamer October 10, 2013
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clit toe

An enhanced version of a camel toe brought on by tighter trousers or bodybuilding steroid abuse. Shows the actual pea in the pod.
Natasha had found she got a whole lot more interest from the boys after taking steroids for 6 months and wearing tight ski pants. They couldn’t resist a peep at her clit toe.
by dominowoodstock October 28, 2013
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toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...
"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy
by r the p December 5, 2013
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Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".
Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.
by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014
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