Chode

A short but wide dick.

Blake: "Damo has a chode!"
Damo: "at least I don't have hiv!"

by XDicktationx July 09, 2019

Chode

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

by wanderingaxolotl July 02, 2020

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

Fleshy patch between your genitals and your b-hole.

Ouch.... she kicked me right in the chode.

by Gooch84 January 23, 2021

Chode

When a guys dick is small and fat and usually the girth is more than the length

That fat dude must have a chode

by Bestiebooboo January 06, 2024