Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.

Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.

by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020

Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.

Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.

by Sxunken November 20, 2021

Chode

A chode in its core essence is also known as a Chad Carr. Chad Carr's soul is the very in depth description of what a chode is.

Its unreal how much of a fucking chode (Chad carr) was tonight to stacey. What a queer.

by Chadstaint October 9, 2021

reverse chode

a normal dick

i have a reverse chode (normal dick)

by redd_ez October 10, 2021

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Chode

Caysie Donnelly

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.

by PDoobie June 27, 2021