Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
Get the Tard mug.What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
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Get the tard pie asshole mug.A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
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