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Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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Hannah Barron

The sunshine of your day. She has the most beautiful of eyes and the most beautiful of hearts. She wants nothing but the best for you and you will want her to be yours. She is shy but once you get to know her, she will always be there for you and you will begin to realize that she is the sweetest girl you know. She and a guy named charlie make a really cute couple and they have the potential to be together for the rest of their life. Hannah Barron is a really beautiful and amazing girl
Hannah Barron makes me so happy
I wish more people would be like Hannah Barron
by MmIV04 September 10, 2020
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hannah procko

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Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.
“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”
by Itsmee November 17, 2020
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pulling a hannah

leaving the discord chat unprecedentedly after changing your icon and nickname to something "edgy"
pulling a hannah-
"oh god *insert name* just pulled a hannah and left the chat."
by j.f.y. December 16, 2018
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Hannah thomas

the hottest girl in the world, everyone wants to be her friend. But people like aarav iyer who are fat could only dream of it
ex: wow hannah thomas is so fine.. i wish i could be like her
by LMAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOA October 22, 2025
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hannah

hannah is cool and hot and has the biggest cock hannah is super hot and cool and the best submissive and breedable man liker. If your around hannah make sure to bow down and be thankful that your in the presence of such an amazing intelligent person also hannah’s pp is fat
Omg is that Hannah? Omg she’s looking at Gorou r34 extra submissive and breedable. SMH
by Gayugaygaygaygaygaygaygay December 26, 2021
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