e-tard

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool
The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill
by Johannesie May 16, 2018
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e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.
This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.
by scubaduder February 18, 2010
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E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
by werepyre007 February 20, 2010
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e-tard

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard
by ThaCeo April 10, 2009
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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro February 14, 2016
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Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 10, 2022
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Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.
Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...
by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011
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