satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs
compare: the man upstairs
me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.
by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021
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There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.
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Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!
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Girl #1: Did you see those shirtless guys playing Ultimate Frisbee over there? They were pretty cute.
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by FaazyBear August 23, 2011
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Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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