Horse Nuggets

When your horse has been amputated and is now a porn star.

Wow what are you watching?
It's horse nuggets dude, so hot!

by Emily_lover696969 September 6, 2016

Horse whisperer

When your face fucking a girl and she tries talking. Making her look like a horse

I gave that girl a good old horse whisperer

by PunjabiGoatSlayer1$1$ February 25, 2018

horse-banging-skank

people from the south who have nutting better to do except for analy penetarting horses or mules.

Skeeter is a horse banging skank becuase he literally humped the shit out of my horse

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

hold your horses

Stop what you're doing. Stop right where you are.

Hey! Hold your horses, big boy! Your plan is all fucked up!

by slowest March 29, 2004

horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult

"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."

by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008

horse mouf bitch

When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!

Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.

by tom08 March 1, 2008

Horse loose in a hospital

metaphor for Donald Trump being the president

"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney

by intense sneezers February 9, 2021