A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
Get the captain bromug. by Broutiful August 22, 2016
Get the captain condommug. Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.
by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022
Get the Captain H-Ballmug. Ex: "We just had a 'Captain & Tennille', with the neighbor"
by Scotti B May 2, 2022
Get the Captain & Tennillemug. big sexy man with big cock
by green boi pg3d July 8, 2022
Get the content captainmug. someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
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by red_knickers January 5, 2010
Get the captain birdseyemug. a name for a really hot and sexy person thats also really nice and kind if you know a captain you should give them a hug and tell them you love them! <3
by dip/captain September 27, 2021
Get the captainmug.