Adam

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. he probably does heroin and smokes a bunch of dope. is convinced he is the grim reaper himself and can decide who lives and who dies by writing their name on a wall. drug addict and alcoholic. mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. never knows how to fucking fix his septum ring and it gets on peoples nerves. cannot rap even though he’s thinks he can. he’s suicidal and might kill himself one day. he wants to be different so badly that he listens to artists, puts other people on to them, then completely stops listing to them. in his free time he likes to snort lines and walk around with his best friend. he’s an asshole and you should never involve yourself with him.

“wow adam’s a real dope head”

“i could tell because i watched him snort 7 lines”

by he should have killed me April 4, 2024

Charlie Adams

Charlie Adams is a small boy usually has the hugest heart and a strange personality. His hair needs some work and he might need to add some meat to his scronny ass. Charlie is the kindest when it comes to animal life but he has a tiny pecker. He has a massive melons and sucks ass at everything. He will fuck a pig and suck the milk out of a cows utters. He has no style and simps more than anyone. He reeks of expired milk and maggots that have infested a dead corpse. He is also uncircumcised. aka a bitch nigga faggot ass hoe ass stanky ass queer.

"Did you hear about what Charlie Adams did?'
"No"
"He choked on a tiny penis and died!"
"Guacamole nigga penis"

by Teeth Chewer March 3, 2020

Adam

A geezer who is a massive twat and will not give a shit about if your mom gets hit by a buss on the way to Tesco’s due to the fact he is a selfish cunt

Kyle:oi yeye my mum died Adam:haha ye fucking gay I don’t give a shit about your slag of a mother

by Faggwot October 29, 2019

Adam

A guy who queefs alot.

Adam is a queefer

by jifnwifnqoqerqoiqnjr February 28, 2022

Adam's Banana

A succulent asset of the male anatomy - the only part more tasty than the Adam's apple. Adam's bananas come peeled in Israel.

Brian: I like to chew on Adam's bananas when I'm feeling a little tad randy
Hezekiah: In Papa New Guinea, they cook them in a lovely stew to make them more tender
Brian: I'm moving to PapaNew Guinea

by Gollum69 June 28, 2021

Adam l

Gay

Gay adam l

by Troll (^^) November 12, 2019

Adam

acts very gay but says he isn’t (knows damn well he might be) also claims he gets bitches (he doesn’t)

Adam gets no bitches fr

by missionaryvall May 16, 2022