Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf

the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie

by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022

Short

me

short means being a fucking loser

by qlms September 4, 2023

ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".

You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?

by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017

short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.

"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"

by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023