Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone

"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."

by nixymushy April 22, 2020

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate February 02, 2012

Oven Smash

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red

“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”

by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021

Kimmeh Smash

When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.

Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?

by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Grenade Smash

A word used by and idiot that doesn't know what Grenade Spam is.

I just Grenade Smashed him.

by Lime_Frog October 30, 2011

smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 23, 2007