skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 5, 2023

skin wallet

Due to no longer being able to continue intercourse do to injury, one would no longer have anymore "skin to give", hence having an empty "skin wallet".

I knew a guy named Enrique. This one time he was administering a female from the rear on a piece of plywood. His knees were so cut up he had to tell her "I can't finish, I got nothing left in the skin wallet".

by !@#$/^^/$#@!-'c August 15, 2018

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker

"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

Middle-Skinned

A person of African descent that is neither Light skin nor dark skin rather in between.

I can’t relate to that light skin shit. I’m middle-skinned

by Chink almighty February 26, 2019

poopy skins

a pig, as in an occifer of the law

oh shit it's the poopy skins, ditch the weed.

by danny burton August 26, 2009

Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025

skin shuffler

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.

1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.

by Dia0z September 9, 2008