Shoe

What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.

John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it

by MommyShoeFucker April 22, 2019

shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.

I shoe cubed your sister!

by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017

tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016

Shoe ball

When a golf ball is hit directly over the left shoe, resulting in a hook

Granty has mastered the shoe ball off the tee

by Golferguy February 3, 2021

Ducky Two Shoes

A duck that tries to be impressive.

I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.

by Baylien Culture March 19, 2022

Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute August 18, 2013

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020