A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
by C L G June 28, 2018

if you have a necklace with a skull on it and if you shake it or show it to the person you hate, they have a 95% chance they will die in an accident instead of disease.
Sarah shows Amy her skull necklace and a long time from now Amy dies from a car accident.
Shaking a skull necklace is optional.
Shaking a skull necklace is optional.
by DarkBunny January 24, 2011

by ELMITCH March 6, 2023

A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships
by We Are Here If You Complain March 5, 2024

1:Grandma, when was the last time you hippy shaked?
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????
by razratt January 1, 2024

Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.
by Killgeorge July 13, 2021

by dreadz.on.top June 2, 2023
