Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

air pump

Air pumping is the act of squelching your face into a ball before making an unholy air sound, as a pump does.

"I only air pump now" "Doctor harya"

by bart900.clark@2 March 30, 2025

Lil Pump

an idiot

Lil pump sucks this and there’s a gif showing a stupid man

stupid dude: “I LOVE LIL PUMP SO MUCH LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC”
Me: It’s time for you to meat my glock

by Woowiewoow April 25, 2021

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021

Pump

During/after working out the blood, your muscles expand strongly due to the inflowing blood.
The muscles feel very plump and voluminous with a pump.

Yesterday after being in the Gym my muscles were on pump and massive, it felt amazing

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Palace Of Pump

That place where you go to get absolutely shredded and feel safe being toxically masculine.

“Bro, I just hit my PR on bench at the Palace Of Pump!”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025