Ptels is that crazy guy you want as a friend. Ptels tend to do all or nothing and a tad bit suicidal in his or her way. Ptels is smart and witty and will do anything and everything out of the box “just because” and “why not”. Ptels care about her/himself the most because experience of life has made her/him dark but will always be there to give you snark replies.
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