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cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton
when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?
by bakerbabexx November 3, 2010
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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.
Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.
by NakedHelper January 12, 2014
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christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
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spot the block

When you are tryin to watch calories or If you just want to see whats In your food.
I almost ate those marshmallows yesterday good thing I listened to my coach to "spot the block"
by 60-604 October 10, 2008
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Toma-Block

When the possessor of a tomahawk blocks the tomahawk attack of another tomahawk possessor using only his tomahawk.
n00b1934: "TOMAHAWK!!"
dick3245: *blocks attack with own tomahawk!!*
dick3245: "I just Toma-Blocked you!"
by BrutalMastodon June 12, 2011
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blocking bully

A blocking bully in is a term for a person that blocks players shots in a basketball game more than 3 times in one game . If you do the requirement more than 10 games you can consider yourself a blocking bully .
Examples of a blocking bully is Hakeem Olajuwon , Dikembe Mutombo , Kareem Abdul-Jabbar , Hassan Whiteside , Kristaps Porzingis , Lebron James , And Jayden Hockenberry
by KingBoi02 May 2, 2018
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post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.
"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."
by wowozy July 5, 2023
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