You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 08, 2021

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Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

by Jellystone October 27, 2018

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Meat Beat Material

When something is worthy to beat your meat to.

Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice

by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018

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basement beat-down

1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing

"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."

"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."

"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."

by cankle man May 09, 2012

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