Verb:
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
Get the beat the third horsemug. The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 24, 2019
Get the Beat Tweak Meatmug. When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
Get the beating a dead penismug. joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...
by thurb August 8, 2021
Get the You beat everythingmug. by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019
Get the Yeet your beatmug. 1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing
2) The act of De-depressing
"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."
"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."
"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."
"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."
"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."
by cankle man October 18, 2012
Get the basement beat-downmug. The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
by Jellystone October 27, 2018
Get the Beat Off Blistermug.