Clone Bone

Having sex with a woman who looks like your ex.

Tim: “Hey dude, I meet this girl that looks like Molly, and we boned.”
Bill:” So you had a clone bone.”

by Thick Rick 25 May 13, 2018

Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

by Darnman April 9, 2015

Cooter-bones

Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!

Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!

by Joshylol November 24, 2021

Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

bone drizzy

Bone drizzy basically means bone dry.

Me: Yo what's this weed saying?

Friend: Oh, this shit is drizzy!

Me: Drizzy enough to crumble?

Friend: Yeah bone drizzy!!

by Reeceg420 March 1, 2014

bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

by ralph+ronda October 15, 2010

Bone saw

Like, when you in France and you want to say a nice little evening greeting you say Bone saw!

Bone saw, madam!

by faceon56 August 20, 2016