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jump off

"My Jump Off never has me going out of my way, and she don't want nothing on Valentines Day" Joe Budden
by Pat Smalley September 24, 2003
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hitler off

to masturbate as a nazi. this term was created by the tv show "whitest kids you know", when the nazis rose to power again in the future and searched for jerks. the term "jerk off" was replaced by "hitler off".
nazi 1: hey hans, what are you going to do tonight?

nazi 2: im going to hitler off to some hardcore porn!

nazi 1: heil hitler!
by fagstickMcdouchebag July 10, 2009
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Hard-Off

When you sober up while fucking an ugly broad (Swamp Donkey), the penis actually retacts inword.
Fuckin fat bitch was so ugly I got the worst hard-off ever
by Cellodude February 8, 2006
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shipped off

A way to say that somebody was either transferred, moved, or forced out.
He got shipped off to boot camp so he can be scared straight.
by KRHimself May 24, 2005
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rub it off

masturbation done for the purpose of getting over lust for someone. The "it" in "rub it off" is the sexual attraction.

The term is similar to brush it off, but is explicitly sexual.

If a hater talks shit to you, you can brush it off and get on with your life. If a bad bitch is stuck in your head, you can't brush it off: You gotta rub it off.
Holy shit! That girl on the airplane was so hot! I can't think knowing a chick that fine exists!

Dude, you're never going to see her again. Rub it off and get on with your life.
by The Supporter rides again July 11, 2011
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Buzzed Off

To be angry, to be mad, or to be upset.
Tom: "damnit, this piece of crap buzzes me off!"

or

Billy: "What the fuck are you so buzzed off at me for?!"
by Cursed666 July 2, 2009
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wing off

Shut the fuck up Al, before I Wing off on you
by SN1ZZY July 5, 2006
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