ever-loving-tree

your mind, your place of exsistance

you're out of your ever-loving-tree.

by Julie Sherman July 27, 2006

tree climber

the act of doing a wall climber against a tree.

see wall climber

'o man, there's no walls around to do climbers'
'no worries, we'll use this tree and do tree climbers instead'

by Tucker_ver.3.0 April 16, 2007

Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.

There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.

by Prepare Thy Anoos May 2, 2014

Green Tree Cult

A group of people that hangs out by the tree in the Frank Hurt parking lot. Given its name by Mr. Nichols after a flying apple hit the car next to his. Also referred to as the "peanut gallery" by Ms. (Mr.?) Murdoch.

"The green tree cult hangs out by the tree."

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

Tree Bang('d)

An act of immature punishment or sexual thrill in which a victim is hosted over the shoulders of two witnesses and then is rammed at top speed ,crotch-first, into a very solid tree!

"Man, Diego just got Tree Bang('d)!"

by Eureka92 April 11, 2010

Connecticut Oak Tree

When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.

Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.

by Akdmeta May 12, 2016

Bon*sigh* Tree

any plant given as a romantic gift during a relationship that subsequently ends in an unsatisfactory break-up

Friend: "Why don't you let that Ficus die already?"

Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."

by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009