Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

noodle salad

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.

Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.

by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

Noodle

A synonym for head.

My girlfriend gave me great noodle last night!

by Chittick March 20, 2024

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

by Fornicater January 7, 2024