Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
Get the Driving in my car right after a beermug. To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
Get the drive a moosemug. The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.
“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”
by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025
Get the Sin Drivemug. A heightened state of awareness where your body moves in perfect sync with your higher self—like your mind, soul, and motion are all locked into the same rhythm. When Higher Synchronized Drive activates, you no longer feel like you’re using your muscles to move—you feel like your body is a vehicle being gracefully guided from above.
It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.
Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.
Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.
Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.
Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
“Once I tapped into Higher Synchronized Drive, I wasn’t just dancing—I was gliding through time like my soul had taken the wheel.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
by J.J.Johnson April 11, 2025
Get the Higher synchronized Drivemug. by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 9, 2020
Get the Drive bymug. The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving testmug. When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
by Eushshtb July 30, 2023
Get the Safe Drunk Drivingmug.