by Good on’ May 5, 2020
Get the Louisiana Mud Buggin mug.A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.
Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.
Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.
Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.
Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.
Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.
by TheSackAttack May 30, 2020
Get the Timothy The Mud Hippo mug.It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
Get the Mississippi Mud Pie mug.When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020
Get the Rusty Mud Shovel mug.The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012
Get the Mississippi Mud Hop mug.When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
by TheBodangles March 13, 2023
Get the alabama mud fart mug.When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”
by Gilmorehappy May 4, 2023
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