Matthew O'Heron

The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.

Me: hey Chris
Chris: Shut up

Me: You are being such a Matthew O'Heron right now

by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022

Matthews

Matthews is a god who fucks the daughter and the mom.

Matthews has a huge big black cock and will slang it across your face

Matthews slanged his cock across my face🤤 -Susie

by 1234-777887 November 21, 2021

Matthew Booth

Gambling addicted fool.

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.

by BeardedChef September 11, 2020

Matthew

Someone who has an untidy or disheveled appearance; lacking neatness or order.

This guy dresses like such a Matthew!

by birdieswoo July 17, 2024

Matthew

Matthew is the type of person who will always be at your side no matter what. He has a heart of gold and is the sweetest guy you've ever met. Matthew might not be the smartest or the wittiest but he is the most patient man you''ll ever meet with amazing surprises up his sleeve. He's modest, and fun to be around and can be the most extroverted or introverted person you'll meet, just depends on the people he's around with. Matthew is the type of person you should never let go of, amazing overall :)

-Dude did you see that guy standing there with a group of people?

- yeah, hes totally a Matthew

by clickityclackityquack August 5, 2022

Nevaeh Matthews

LITERAL CLOWN. She sucks at lots of
stuff. 🤡🤡👹👹

Nevaeh Matthews is a clown. (this is a joke if u found this your special )💗

by rat-atatatata September 16, 2020

Matthew

The absolute most wonderful Man in the entire world. Has big dick energy with the way that he plays his music and codes like a pro. Love this absolutely amazing man with your whole heart! Suck his dick too...

"That Matthew over there has big dick energy!"

by Mnopqr2020 June 9, 2022