‘The Magic That’ ™️

when the roach falls out & you’re left with no option but to hit it raw.

(ergo; smoking a joint with no filter.)

“ah shiznit man! fuckin’ roach fell out!”
“no worries mate, it’s ‘the magic that’ ™️ !”
“ah! of course! the classic slip of the roach, causing what once was my joint into what now is: ‘The Magic That’ ™️ superb!

by Kyle Barrone August 15, 2025

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

by stoopidass March 24, 2019

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

magic man

mr litty witty who is a magical donkey goat

that donkey goat is so magic man

by godlygrasseater May 19, 2022

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025