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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Magic Man

The first ever hit single by the legendary band Heart, that was the opening track for their insanely good debut album, “Dreamboat Annie.” The song “Magic Man,” written by Ann and Nancy Wilson, the front-women of Heart, tells a story of the lead singer, Ann, falling in love with Mike Fisher, one of her band mates. Magic Man is about Ann falling head over heels for Mike, and moving to an entirely new country to be with him when she was 21 years old. Her mother didn’t think it was the best descision for her, since she thought she was still so young, and would constantly call her and ask how things were going, hence the lyrics: Come on home girl, Mama cried on the phone, Too soon to lose my baby, Yeah my girl should be at home!

Magic Man is truly an incredible song, not only because of the meaning behind the lyrics and how well they were put together, but also the music itself. There’s a 2-minute long instrumental section during the second half of the song that is just so perfect, it almost doesn’t seem long enough.

The entirety of Dreamboat Annie is just magnificent, I mean there’s really no other way to describe it. Every single song on there is an actual masterpiece, and I hope every single person of this planet at least gets to hear one song off that album at least one time in their life.
Riley: Hey Leah, what are you listening to?

Leah: ‘Magic Man’ by Heart! It’s an amazing song!!

Riley: Really? I wanna hear it now!

Leah: *plays Magic Man for Riley*

Riley: *falls in love with Magic Man right away because it’s just that good*
by ClassicRockLoverr June 5, 2024
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magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022
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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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Magical prince jonjon

Jonjon is a magical prince VTuber who is a tentacle obsessed furry. Jonjon is an old man who's married to a lovely wife named wifey.
Wifey dose not know about jonjons tentacle obsession or that he is indeed a furry.
Jonjon has three modes cat boy, cat, and dumpling. You can throw tentacles at all three and he will hate it.
Ya know, magical prince jonjon he's a tentacle obsessed purple cat boy.
by Weirdo anime girl sailor V September 18, 2023
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Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
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