Luke

npc

person 1 : “have you heard of that kid luke?”
person 2 : “yeah he’s an npc”

by ihateevery1tbh November 2, 2022

Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

Luke

Luke is a pretty simple guy. He does what he wants when he wants. He is a very handsome dude and his sense of style is crazy good. He looks like a stoner but it rather sober. He prefers to hang with the boys but can't help himself from getting caught up with a bitch from time to time. He can do everything and is the handiest mothafucker. He doesn't like to be told what to do so he doesn't like scheduled sports or school. When he gets pissed he's pissed so don't make him mad because he has hands. Do not disrespect him.

Hey Luke can you fix this?

by SuskysDaRealOG April 13, 2021

Luke

Absolutely amazingly sexy with massive shmeat

His shmeat is massive he must be a Luke

by Patrolling the Mojave November 25, 2021

Luke

A guy who is very charming but gets soft when he finds a girl who is right for him and he doesn't realize how lucky he is until she's gone. Be careful Lukes! (Typically attracted to Brunettes)(Typically attracted to Maddies, Katies, and Heathers)

"He's such a charming kid, he must be a Luke."

by asseioe January 28, 2019

Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers

HE IS THE GOD. HE WAS CREATED AT THE START OF THE UNIVERSE.

Who do you worship? Oh I worshup Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers.

by jackka April 25, 2023

Luke

A savage. Often seen with his homies at the Krispy Kreme. Chester the Kool Kat is his idol

I wanna be Luke when I grow up

by Luke the fracking frick July 5, 2019