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Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.
Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power
by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021
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Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing
by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018
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jordan iversen

Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.

Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a word used in Europe meaning “I have a homosexual piss kink or a micropenis
by Reliablesource666 April 3, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.
Jordan is such a great friend.
by HelloJordan March 31, 2022
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Jordan

animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.
by pissyboydum January 24, 2022
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Jordan Henderson

Don't be like Virjil Van Dijik,he's a Jordan Henderson!
by Sir Alex Fergie September 3, 2020
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