When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
Get the Pulling A Jon Jonesmug. 
Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
Get the Amelia Jonesmug. by Izzy.G098 January 4, 2025
Get the Jonemug. by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021
Get the Long bob jonesmug. When you have weird benefits or events happen to you while in public. Being given free accommodations and or favors for simply existing. Having strangers tell you their life stories even when you don't respond.
Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.
Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.
1: You won't believe what happened when I went to McDonald's.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
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1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
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1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.
by tre_swift October 25, 2025
Get the Jones Effectmug. 