Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL

A Real Jason - read it

by Immi786 June 14, 2023

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Jaione

A girl with an extremely big heart, even though she won't ever admit that. She acts super tough but secretly just wants love. If you meet a Jaione keep her close she's the bestest friend you could ever have and will always be there for you. Plus she has a great sense of humor. Watch out though you don't want to get on her bad side because she will fight, with silence which has a tone of attitude! We love a Jaione though she's so strong <3!

Girl 1: Jaione is so cool!
Girl 2: Omg for real! I honestly wanna be just like her, she's tough but so nice.
Girl 1: Agreed.

by LilRhino2006 June 22, 2023

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Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

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Jason

Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.

Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.

by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023

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