Ear Nutrients

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by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 07, 2023

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 05, 2024

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 05, 2024

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 09, 2019

ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 08, 2018

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015