paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 9, 2022

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

Paper

Paper is a very thin and flat object made of wood. There are many uses with paper. You can use a pencil to write on a paper

I made a paper into a paper airplane

by Dictionary Person 29 March 28, 2022

Paper

usually just dies from scissors but against the rock its invincible

i threw a peice of paper at dwayne johnson and he just fell to the ground

by rtx morshu December 14, 2021

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."

I live to git dat paper.

by CockLord6969 September 3, 2016

Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman

Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy

by anonymous December 15, 2020