The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."
Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)
Person #0839: "Love you, furries."
Five minutes later...
Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025

by uzqx January 1, 2023

by yes<.> February 8, 2024

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet
by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024

by woffelz389 September 23, 2022

An army of 9-year old braindead children who's mind only relies on YouTube Shorts and their "accidently" dropped them at an adoption centre. Just let furries be ffs
9 year old: FURRY BAD FATHERLESS LLLLLLLLL ANTI-FURRIES RUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person who went to Harvard: Kill yourself
Person who went to Harvard: Kill yourself
by A really big weirdo November 23, 2023
