dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.
“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”
by krlprl January 11, 2025
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.
It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.
by demon71 August 11, 2010
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Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain
Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great
by Edward Ling September 27, 2017
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So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 26, 2022
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Dry punch

When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,
I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.
by Dry punched May 16, 2018
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dry nigga pie

When your mouth is super dry like the desert. Dry : Meaning dry mouth. Nigga: meaning me : Pie : meaning pie hole
I is dry nigga pie lemme get a soda.
by ANARCHYHAHA69 May 29, 2021
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