Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.

Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!

by Brandon Zheng April 26, 2011

Buggnardian's Disease

The disease in which you are extremely tired, but you can not fall asleep.

"Man, I'm so tired, but I just can't fall asleep. "
"I have your answer right here! You have

Buggnardian's Disease!"

by gnardiebuggs June 14, 2011

Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag November 21, 2011

bong transmitted disease (btd)

A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.

Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).

by rissyjade November 24, 2011

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011