metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
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fancy dan

A show-off who doesn’t have any actual skill.
That doucebag Trump is such a fancy dan.
by Pirate40 April 15, 2020
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Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.
Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan
by Tuxedo dan November 23, 2021
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Dan fang

An upcoming five star character from the hit game honkai: star rail. He canonical is the biggest simp for his husband yingxing and even gave him his heart to make him immortal and then died or sum and got reincarnated as dan heng. he also fantasied about yingxing sweating on the battle field. Gay ass mf
1: "I could take dan fang"

2: "in a fight, right?"
1: "..."
2: "🫢"
2: "same tho"
by NrBladestan69 August 09, 2023
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The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.
How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.
by swanny2008 March 22, 2010
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dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.
Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”
by Sandwich75 October 07, 2023
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