obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

by james digler October 1, 2012

Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

come and go

to come inside someone then leave afterwards

"Hey man I'm comme come and go on that girl"

by me im adam April 29, 2019

Stupido come pino

Significa che hai seri problemi mentali.

Ciao, sei stupido come pino.

by gamer0990 December 12, 2022

A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024