What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
Get the Shoe Candy mug.“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
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Get the salty candy mug.Prince charming but with big boobies
by imsohothehehe January 16, 2022
Get the Candy mug.when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
Get the missouri candy corn mug.Nerds Candy is a food. it tastes like ether pure sugar or lemon. in my opinion is good if you like to suffer
by bmeth999999 June 18, 2022
Get the Nerds Candy mug.Candy Bimbo is the term given to girls who enjoy the holiday Halloween (October 31st) for the fact that they could dress up “slutty” or as a slut without being judged by others.
This term can only be used to people on the day of Halloween, especially the ones who go door to door knocking for candy by others while dressed up as a Candy Bimbo.
This term can only be used to people on the day of Halloween, especially the ones who go door to door knocking for candy by others while dressed up as a Candy Bimbo.
Ricco: Yooo, did you see what Samantha is wearing?
Massimo: Yeah, she’s dressed just like a Candy Bimbo
Massimo: Yeah, she’s dressed just like a Candy Bimbo
by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021
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